i would not make
a good slave-girl
chained naked
at the foot of your bed

i am too large
and too hairy
for your pleasure

i will not watch wide-eyed
while you prance and posture
to impress me
your muscles squirming
like ferrets mating
under your skin

i will not wake you
with hot kisses
to your privates

i am too
toothy
for that